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Last Updated :
28 July 2003
'why
we should attack america' and 'messages we get on forums' sections updated......
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"What's wrong with them?"
Americans sit in their front gardens on rocking chairs all day with rifels. Listening to blue grass, while drinking home made lemmonade. Bloody nutters. You know what 90% of Americans last words are? They're: "Hey ya'll, and you billy bob junior, watch this!"
Why are Americans so fat!? Its because they sit arround all day watching bloody talk shows. Americans all wear the same clothes. These clothes consist of a checkered shirt, a cap which says bobs steak house, and a pair of pants with baked bean stains on them.
But thats enough about Texas... How about ghetto rap life hommy? yoyo biii'atch, word up down in da ghett'o boi. I mean, come on guys, what's going on there. Theres is no need to talk like a dyslexic goat now is there. And what's going on with rap muisc? It's bollocks!!
Americans
are so rubbsh, I'll give you an example of a standard american house:
Dad: Bill. Slight alcaholic who enjoys going to the game.
Works at the office.
Mum: Marry-Ann. House wife, has a friend called Betty.
Kid 1: Billy junior. Slightly over wieght, enjoys picking
on kids at school.
Kid 2: Marry. High school braud, dates the school jock, shes
a cheer leader.
Pet Dog: Rover. Big brown dog, really lovable, seems to get
envolved in unfortunate happenings all the time.
Americans are actually all dyslexic, infact, it's so uncommon that an American isn't born with servere dyslexia, the ratio is now 1/1,000,000,000,000. That's actually 1 in a billion. Americans think a billion is 1,000,000,000 but that's because they're all naturally dyslexic. This is also the reason why the ones who actually can read and write can't spell properly. It is a known fact that dyslexic people often miss out voules.
It is
common knowledge that every single American is obese. Infact, can you even
imagine an obese pregnant woman carrying an obese unborn child? Bloody disgusting.
Well so much so that the blokes have to compete. Americans don't know what
"blokes" are, because they're dyslexic. The blokes eat so much food
that they actually sometimes get fatter than pregnant women. An obese person
in Britain is actually anorexic in America.
This picture
was actually taken from about 200 metres away to get the whole of her arse
in.
Did you know? (coming soon)
Wanky-crap American TV (coming soon)
Typical American Conversations
Why we should attack America (updated)
Messages we get on forums (updated)